So Much For Being Optimistic

disneyprincess-high: Here is some transparent bitch repellent...

disneyprincess-high:

Here is some transparent bitch repellent to protect you.

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pessimistic-cuts: oceanify: regressionn: well this is kind of...

pessimistic-cuts:

oceanify:

regressionn:

well this is kind of what i get for being bipolar…

 

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death-limes: On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;) A...

death-limes:

On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A "female":

A "male":

Or even a lamp:

oh yes, especially a lamp.

WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM

WHAT IS GOING ON

why does everyone have that lamp wtf

why do 3 people count as everyone

every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
scooby: RAGGY
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy: zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
velma: uh oh
monster: boo
all: AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all: *laugh*

beyoncevevo: i have followers but i feel like more then half of u are inactive or dead

beyoncevevo:

i have followers but i feel like more then half of u are inactive or dead

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cutandburn: death-is-waiting-for-you: icantforgivethis: yorker...

cutandburn:

death-is-waiting-for-you:

icantforgivethis:

yorkerdeer:

spoken-not-written:

Someone wanted me to do a topless photo, as I haven't done one in ages.

Now, believe me, I tried editing out my scars, but I couldn't. I took many photos trying to keep my arm out, but I couldn't. So, forgive me if you're disgusted by this in any way.

the saddest part of this post is him apologizing for his scars

you are so beautiful omg

Awhhhhhh

YOU'RE SO CUTE ASDFGHJKL

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friend: there's nothing worse than death

friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: crocs
me: auto play on blogs
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

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abraham-shipwreck: cocaine-and-insulin: When Disney could make...

abraham-shipwreck:

cocaine-and-insulin:

When Disney could make references to eternal damnation and not give two shits.

Disney used to be hardcore, man

(They also make so many virgin jokes in this)

witchhuntforanexit: Breakfast Club <3

witchhuntforanexit:

Breakfast Club <3

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